Shelf Space

Braille books are huge! They take up so much space!

Braille users reading this will know exactly what I mean, but sighted readers used to conventional printed works may have little idea of how big the braille equivalents of those books may be. They tend to be large format, and the braille version of what may be a modest paperback in print can easily run to half a dozen spiral-bound volumes.

The Gideons can conveniently slot a print bible into the drawer in a hotel bedside table, but the braille bible requires at least 40 encyclopaedia-sized volumes.

Finding shelf space for even quite a small collection of braille books can be quite a challenge.

When my father was alive, he used to custom-build shelves for my books in the family home. Sometimes, he would even extend the shelves to make space for new volumes, although I still had to throw a few out from time to time if I wanted to add new ones.

When I moved to my current home, I was thrilled to find a walk-in cupboard in my bedroom. I already had free-standing wardrobes so didn’t need it for clothes. What could I use it for?

Books, of course!

My former neighbour was a carpenter by trade. He made me some shelves to go in the cupboard and my new braille library was born.

That was great but I have now filled all the space and am having to use the floor as an impromptu bottom shelf. What should I do when even this is full?

Good question.

I gather that many people have taken the opportunity to give their homes a thorough clear-out during lockdown. Some, apparently, have even been getting rid of unwanted books. I feel I should do the same, but which ones should I dispose of? I generally only buy braille books that I really want, so the number I can part with is tiny. If I want to buy any more, though, I’m going to have to free up or create some space.

My house includes a loft conversion. When I was being a theatrical landlady, the actor playing The Big Bopper in “The Buddy Holly Story” at the Wyvern Theatre stayed there and christened it “The Penthouse,” which is a splendidly exaggerated name for the room at the top of all those stairs. I am not sure how much room there is for shelving up there but I’m sure something could be done. It would be a lot of work carrying the books up there, of course, but the real issue is that, sooner or later, even that extra space would be filled.

I keep buying poetry books without thinking where I’m going to put them. I’m not at total capacity yet but someday soon I’m going to meet my Waterloo.

So it looks like I’m back to throwing some books out. But what should I do with them? I can’t just toddle off down to a local charity shop with them. They really wouldn’t want something so bulky and so specialised.

Fortunately, there are solutions to this question. In many countries there is a scarcity of braille material and, if English is one of the languages spoken, there are people ready to pass pre-used braille books on to an appreciative readership. I understand that you have to send customs documentation when you mail braille books overseas these days but, still, it is good to know that they are not just ending up in the recycling. When you think of the time and resources that go into producing braille, you want it to go to a good home.

Of course, I approach friends and e-group members as well, to see if they’re interested in any of my unwanted titles.

In fact, an e-group dedicated to circulating braille books has recently sprung up in response to a new RNIB policy. The RNIB library has miles of shelving containing hundreds of braille books. Many of these are no longer read. It costs money to maintain this facility, so the RNIB have decided that, from now on, books advertised for loan will be printed and bound to order and the recipient will be allowed to keep them.

This makes me smile. It solves the shelving problem for the RNIB library but simply passes it on to their readers!

Horrified at the prospect that these unwanted books might eventually be thrown away by readers unable to find space to store them, braille users have formed an e-group to keep them moving around the visually impaired community.

I hope the scheme works.

Meanwhile, I still have my own book storage issues to grapple with. I remain optimistic. I’m sure that if I explain to visitors why they are having to climb over a mountain of volumes in order simply to get into my house, they will be perfectly understanding about it!

The Gas Man Cometh (eventually)

Another year, another lockdown. Well, we knew it was coming. I didn’t expect to be in tier 4 but, never mind, it doesn’t affect me unduly.

I hope you enjoyed the holidays, whatever they brought you. My sister and brother-in-law found an imaginative way of bringing us together on Christmas Day. They erected a gazebo over their patio and decorated it with fairy lights. My brother made wooden foot plates to keep our feet warm by reducing direct contact with the cold ground and my sister lit a fire and tucked rugs around us. In this manner we sat in their garden, socially distanced from each other and eating hot turkey rolls followed by Christmas pudding. A good if chilly time was had by all.

Unfortunately, my brother, sister-in-law and I didn’t return to a warm house.

Do you know the Flanders and Swann song “The Gas Man Cometh”? I recommend it to you.

Just before Christmas, on 22 December, the gas man did come. He went to service my boiler, discovered it was unsafe and switched it off. He gave me the glad tidings that it was obsolete and so couldn’t be fixed and, by the way, the gas pipe it was connected to was the wrong diameter.

The engineer, Stefan, was very concerned about my situation and gave me two fan heaters out of his van. He then arranged for a surveyor to come straightaway and price the job for me. He even waited in his van until said surveyor, Kevin, had arrived.

Kevin was very helpful. We discussed how the pipe would make its way from the front to the back of my house. I vetoed any taking up of floorboards on the rational grounds that I don’t have any floorboards to take up. (I have laminate flooring under my carpet which wouldn’t be at all easy to lift.) In the end, we agreed that the pipe would come in at the front of the house, go round the top of the wall in my bedroom, through the spare room, and end up in the bathroom.

As I have rheumatoid arthritis I am, apparently, classed as a Category 1 customer and so the job was escalated to be done between Christmas and New Year instead of on the originally proposed date of the 5th of January.

I spent the next week wearing two layers and keeping all doors and windows shut to keep the heat in. I took to wearing fingerless gloves while I worked. I managed to get individual rooms quite warm with various forms of electric heater but still got cold moving around the house.

My brother attached a timer to the fan heater in my bedroom so at least I got up and went to bed in the warm. The bathroom was the place that didn’t heat up very well. As I don’t have an immersion heater, I also had to have an electric kettle upstairs to heat water for washing.

I don’t normally use my dishwasher very much but it really came into its own while the heating was off and I had no hot water supply. The same went for my washing machine. It could all have been much worse, and I felt I was luckier than the poor people who were flooded out over Christmas.

The gas company told me that they would install the pipes and new boiler on the 30th of December. I looked forward to this and counted down the days.

The new boiler and accompanying parts were duly delivered on the morning of the day in question. In the afternoon, an engineer appeared. He poked around a bit, declared that it was a two-man job and went away again.

He said that he would email his manager and “someone would be in touch.”

Fortunately, my family and friends persuaded me not to wait for this nebulous event. I rang the gas company the next day and, after an hour on the phone, I learnt that the non-completion of the work had never been logged onto their system. As far as they were concerned, the appointment had been kept and the job had been done. If I had waited for someone to call me, I would have still been waiting now. In the event, after I had patiently explained that the work had not even been started, I was told that the job had been re-scheduled for the 5th and 6th of January.

In other words, they would do the work on the dates when it would have been done if I had not been a so-called Category 1 customer.

On the 5th of January, an engineer named Michael arrived. I queried why there was only one of him. He told me he could do the job on his own.

What? Had I just waited a week unnecessarily? This is a question I am going to take up with the company concerned.

In fact, Michael did get help. Another engineer, James, had become free following the cancellation of his scheduled job, and so he and Michael beavered away for two days installing new gas pipes and a boiler in my house.

I am pleased to report that they worked very hard, were courteous, and took my visual impairment into account by not leaving equipment in my way and putting everything back where they had found it. They kept me informed of their progress and cleaned up brilliantly when they had finished.

By 6.30 in the evening on the 6th of January, I had heating and hot water once again.

Oh joy, oh rapture!

I had a celebratory bath and luxuriated in the warmth of a centrally heated house once again.

Christmas 2020

Christmas preparations are different for all of us this year.

We are all having to rely on the Internet even more than usual to help Santa fill his sack. The trouble is, I quite like to go out to actual shops. True, I can’t walk far and have to plan my shopping campaigns carefully to limit mileage, and, yes, even in other years I do buy some presents online, but, for all that, I do like an actual shopping trip.

The thing is, shopping online just isn’t the same for me. If I want to buy, say, jewellery, I want to know what it feels like. Is the pendant a pleasing shape? Is it smooth? Is it light or heavy? Perhaps I want to purchase a scarf for someone. I want to know, is it silky or woolly? Can I imagine the recipient wearing it?

I also feel some loyalty to my local shops. There are precious few left in the centre of Swindon and if we all sit at home clicking on links, there will be none at all quite soon.

There is also the question of the Christmas treat. I normally like to take my long-suffering personal assistant and friend out for a meal or an excursion at this time of year.

We were reminiscing only today about a trip we made to Gloucester Cathedral four years ago. They had the most amazing life-size knitted Nativity scene. Yes, really! They had hung the fabric characters on wooden frames to give them shape but they were, otherwise, all knitted. We had the good fortune to arrive as people were gathering for a carol concert, so we sat and listened to the beautiful sound of carols being sung in that wonderful building with its brilliant acoustics.

This year, however, we will have to be content with sitting at home eating mince pies and pulling a cracker, looking forward to better times.

No Christmas outing this year, then, but I have instituted the tradition of buying my PA and I each a pair of Christmas earrings. Despite having enough earrings to, as my father used to say, sink a battleship (a form of maritime ordnance which the Royal Navy hasn’t tried yet), there is, in my view, always room for another pair.

Some people collect stamps, I collect earrings.

I’m sure I will find an excuse to buy us some when shopping expeditions are a lawful pleasure once again.

So, yes, Christmas all feels rather different this year. I hope my nearest and dearest will bear with my lack of imagination this festive season but I hope to make it up to them in the new year. Meanwhile, there will still be good cheer this Christmas, carol CDs to play and rubbish on the TV – so perhaps it’s not all quite so different after all!

Advent Calendars

This week I have had the pleasure of starting to open the windows of my advent calendar.

“You have an advent calendar at your age?” I hear you cry!

Actually, I think these calendars are being increasingly marketed at “older” people and not just at young children. You can even get them with cosmetics and alcohol behind those little numbered doors.

Some years I have had calendars with pieces of chocolate in festive shapes sitting temptingly in their niches, but really I like the ones with pictures best.

This might seem odd to you as, obviously, I can’t see said pictures, but the fact is that I have always loved pictures. I used to adore painting and drawing when I was a child, and I continued to struggle to draw with thick black felt tips even after my sight was too poor to do this properly.

Maybe it is my inheritance from my artistic mother. I have a good imagination and enough memory of what objects and colours are like to be able to conjure up an image in my mind if someone can describe a picture to me. Of course, what I am picturing may not resemble the original, but does that matter? I don’t think so.

I vividly remember my first advent calendar. It had a golden coach on it and a glittery sky and I still recall that one of the windows had a bright red ladybird behind it. What that had to do with Christmas I don’t know, but it was colourful and I liked it.

Over the years these calendars have become more elaborate and I do like to try and find one with some tactile elements. I have had splendid ones that are 3D scenes. One was a representation of Bethlehem with lots of little houses in the streets. I had a tower with elves making toys inside once. I have had calendars which play “Jingle Bells” and this year I have a squirrel’s house.

Yes, I do mean “house.”

It is not a representation of a large nest (dray?) but a children’s picture book house. There are several rooms, with squirrels variously asleep, sitting by the fire and, in one case, climbing a ladder. This last one is great fun because you can push the little squirrel up and down the ladder. You can also turn a wheel and make Santa fly through the air.

So far, so childish – and in case you are wondering whether I ever have calendars with religious themes, the answer is, yes! Besides the Bethlehem calendar mentioned above, I have had ones with scripture texts and one with an African scene which a friend gave me, which had the nativity story divided up into brief episodes so that, by the time you opened door 24, you had heard the whole tale from the Annunciation to the arrival of the baby Jesus.

In the end, what I love about these calendars is the air of anticipation they create, especially when it comes to the fun of hunting for the door. I can’t do this unaided any more, although one year RNIB did produce an advent calendar with braille numbers on the doors. But even if I have to have help, I still enjoy waiting while my friend locates the appropriate little door. When she’s found it, I open it and listen to her description of the image inside. It is all part of the preparation for the big event and I have never lost my childhood delight in it.

Putting people in boxes

We all tend to put people in boxes, even if we try hard not to: that person is English, that person is deaf, and so on. As we get to know them, we find that they don’t fit neatly into any one category and we gradually adapt to seeing them as they really are.

Large bureaucracies like the NHS find it harder to think outside the box.

I have to have regular blood tests. While I was not allowed to walk because of my broken leg, there was no question of me being able to attend the surgery, so arrangements were made for a nurse to come to me.

Now I am on my feet it is a different story. The rule is unbreakable: if you can step outside your front door, you are not housebound and you do not qualify for a home visit. I tried explaining to the community nursing team that whilst that was true, it was one thing to ask a taxi driver to guide me because I am blind and quite another to ask them to assist a visually-impaired person who is using a Zimmer frame.

The answer was still no.

In the end, I had to ask a friend to accompany me to the surgery.

In example number two, I was trying to book hospital transport. For my first X-ray I was allowed transport because I couldn’t walk. There was no ambiguity there. However, when I rang back recently to arrange transport to hospital for my second X-ray, there was a definite reluctance on the other end of the phone.

“Do you go out at all?”

“I go to church.”

“How do you get there?”

“A friend gives me a lift but then she is going there anyway. It’s quite a different thing to ask her to take me to the hospital.”

“Can’t anyone go with you?”

I was asked to see if I could find someone to accompany me. I was told, that, if this really wasn’t possible, I could come back to them but there was no guarantee that they could help me.

In the end, I did manage to find a friend who could take me, and I’m very grateful for their help.

Now, it probably sounds as though I’m complaining but, actually, I’m not. I do understand that the NHS has limited resources and has to draw up rules to ensure that those resources are used for the benefit of those who need them most. I also understand that if they started making exceptions it would end in over-stretched resources and headaches all round for those in charge.

There is an issue here, though, about what happens when you don’t slot into a convenient category or meet a predefined bureaucratic criterion – when, in other words, you don’t quite “fit into the box.”

When I mentioned this to the nurse as she took my blood, she said it was a problem many of her patients had. I’m sure it is. There are lots of us out here with complex needs.

I hope I’m getting across that I’m not indulging in special pleading for the visually-impaired. We’re not the only ones affected by these issues. I do want to make a point about visual impairment, though, when it’s combined with another physical disability. I don’t think people always realise how much this complicates life.

Even when I am in my own home, where – at least in theory! – I know where I’m going, I still bash into the walls when I have to use a Zimmer frame because I can’t accurately judge how big the frame is. I don’t always walk smoothly through gaps in the furniture for the same reason. I’m not a brilliant Zimmer frame driver and, when I do go out, I have to get my friends to grab hold of the frame to steer me, rather in the manner they used to do when helping me with supermarket trolleys back when I still went out to a supermarket!

Imagine me trying to explain to a taxi driver, for whom English may not be their first language, exactly what help I need! They are mostly very helpful, but I think that would be asking a bit too much.

I don’t know what the answer is and, as with so much in life, there probably isn’t a perfect solution. I do wonder, though, whether a little education for health service professionals about the complications thrown up by having more than one disability might not be a very good idea.


I have just been walking round my garden with my trusty Zimmer frame, getting a little exercise and soaking up the sunshine.

I love these autumn days when the sun is bright and there is even still a little warmth to be had but there is that wonderful sharp tang in the air.

I associate this time of year with fresh beginnings: starting a new school year, starting college, starting my first job, and now, of course, recommencing activities that I had to suspend for the summer.

It’s great!

There are two aspects of this time of year that I don’t like, though.

The first is the drawing in of the days. I hate putting on the lights and drawing the curtains at six o’clock in the evening. Interestingly, some of my friends who can’t see at all feel the same so it isn’t just to do with actually seeing the approaching darkness outside. There must be something more fundamental to do with feeling the days are growing shorter and we are living more enclosed lives. This may take on an even deeper significance now that we are living with coronavirus and the spectre of local lockdowns.

Once the winter has truly arrived, I can start to enjoy being cosy indoors, but right now I am still lamenting the end of summer.

The other thing I don’t like about this time of year is the coming of the cold. I have poor circulation and arthritis so the chilly air really doesn’t agree with me. Some days I can actually feel myself slowing down. More problematic still is having cold hands. Cold fingers lose their sensitivity. I find it more difficult to feel things, and particularly to read braille. It doesn’t help that my office faces north and can be quite chilly, even on otherwise warmish days.

And the truth is, I have a little of Scrooge in me.

We have had some relatively warm Octobers in recent years and I have been able to put off starting the central heating until we were nearly in November. This has become something of a challenge to myself. How long can I hold out?

Meanwhile, I put on my fingerless gloves in the office. Sometimes I find I just have to put the electric fire on but I let the room warm up and then switch it off again. I tell myself to put more layers on. Eventually, of course, the elements will win.

Just between you and me (please keep it a secret!), I have already put the central heating on a couple of times this year. It was just to warm the house for a short while in the mornings and evenings you understand. Not cheating at all…

I probably won’t win the “Can you keep the central heating off until November?” challenge this year. The forecast isn’t great but I’m going to hang on for as long as I can!

Devon boats, trains and cars (not to mention cathedrals and Jurassic cream teas!)

I promised last week to tell you some more about the holiday my friend Mary and I took in Exmouth recently.

The day after our abortive ice-cream sundae hunt, we took our second boat trip of the week. This voyage was along the so-called Jurassic Coast and included a Devon cream tea, which was absolutely delicious. Whereas on Sunday’s river cruise the water had done no more than lap gently at the side of the boat, this time there was a definite swell and there was no mistaking that we were out to sea. The boat bobbed up and down and the waves slapped vigorously at the sides of the vessel. This was all very satisfactory from my point of view. I don’t want a calm mill pond, I want a sea that is alive and kicking so that I can get the full experience – and on this occasion I certainly did!

Another fun if slightly more sedate trip was riding on the land-train around the town. Again, we got a commentary as we went along and this helped us get a good idea of where everything was.

Our explorations of south Devon by land and sea were extended still further when, half-way through our holiday, a college friend of mine who lives in the area came over and took us out in her car for a pub lunch and a drive along the coast.

On Friday we decided to venture into Exeter. This meant travelling on the train. We hadn’t booked assistance in advance but the station staff at Exmouth and Exeter Central were wonderful. They put wheelchair ramps in place and made sure we got safely on and off the train.

I have been to Exeter Cathedral before but it repays visiting more than once. It has a lot of history attached to it and is a magnificent building. One of the volunteers on duty offered us a guided tour, which we were pleased to accept. She was extremely knowledgeable and helpful. She knew the best route for the wheelchair, found a braille guide and showed us a tactile floor plan of the cathedral. This was really useful. I know what the layout is likely to be up to a point but when you can’t see it can be quite hard to hold the image of such a large building in your mind’s eye and work out which bits link up and where. They also had an architect’s model of the outside of the building which gave me a different perspective. Again, drawing a picture in of such a large structure just in your head can be very difficult.

Late summer was already becoming autumn and the weather started to turn colder and wetter towards the end of our stay. We had chosen a good week for our holiday but now it was time to go home.

We came back refreshed and feeling we had been very fortunate.

So now it’s back to work. No peace for the wicked, as my P.E. teacher used to say!


In last week’s blog, I told you about the operation I had to repair a fractured femur.

The 24 hours after the operation were not good.

Even in normal times, I take a lot of strong painkillers, so when I have any trauma, I need still more. The medics, however, see how much I am on and are then reluctant to give me any more. That is what happened this time too.

I didn’t sleep at all the night after the op and spent the next day with an increased heart rate and temperature. They kept doing ECGs and giving me paracetamol. I kept telling them I was in pain and exhausted, not ill, and that if they would just give me more pain relief I would be okay.

Eventually, in the evening, one of the nurses cottoned on that if I normally took such a high dose, the little pain relief they were giving me wasn’t even “touching the sides.” At last, they increased my meds and gave them to me more often.

Finally, blissfully, I fell asleep.

I woke at half-past-four in the morning, not expecting to go back to sleep but not caring as at least I had slept, though in the end I did drift off again.

As my temperature was still raised, they put damp cloths on my forehead and, at some point, someone conceived the idea of inflating a plastic glove, filling it with cold water and placing it on my head. In my drug-fuelled stupor I put my hand up to my head and thought, “Oh, they’ve put an octopus on my head.”

Eventually my brain kicked in and I thought, “Of course they haven’t put an octopus on my head!”

I wasn’t in the least concerned either way, however, which just shows how relaxed I was by this point.

When I was more alert, the doctors came and told me how the operation had gone. The good news was that my hip replacement was still intact so they had just had to fix the femur, which they had done with plates.

I had hoped to be up and walking soon after the op but, no. The physios explained that I couldn’t put any weight on my broken leg for a full six weeks. And when they said no weight, they really meant it. All I am allowed to do is get up on one leg, hang onto my Zimmer frame, sit on a wheeled commode and be taken where I need to go, and then perform the manoeuvre in reverse. I can literally only go from chair to commode, from commode to chair, or from commode to bed.

I had also hoped to be able to haul myself upstairs on my bottom when I got home but the physios let me try this in hospital and I couldn’t manage it. My leg was too painful and stiff and, in any case, I wouldn’t have been able to stand up when I got to the top.

I have now been sent home with what they refer to as a “care package.” My bed has been moved downstairs to the living room and a carer comes in to get me washed and dressed in the morning and to put me to bed in the evening.

Mary, my amazing friend and PA, is living with me for the moment and doing literally everything else. We are working again, as I can be wheeled into my office where I am now writing this blog.

I am due to return to hospital in mid-August so that my leg can be X-rayed. I fervently pray I will be allowed to walk again!


Judith Furse is planning to take a break from blogging during August but is looking forward to bringing you new posts in September.

Trauma & Fracture

In last week’s blog, I explained how I tripped over a box of braille documents lying in my hall and ended up in hospital with a fractured femur, awaiting surgery. At that stage I didn’t know whether I had also broken my hip.

So there I was, lying in the Accident and Emergency Department with a broken leg, unable to move and in some pain. Mary, my PA, had kept me company and it was round about this point that she reminded me that I was still wearing my apron. Somehow, I managed to wriggle out of it.

They tried to block the nerve in my leg to help with the pain.

“I’m just going to cut your leg with a scalpel,” the doctor said.

“Okay,” I said. And then, after a moment’s reflection, “Why am I saying it’s okay? It’s not okay!”

My objections were overruled, but in the event the nerve block did not stop the pain. Nor did the morphine.

While I was waiting there, they tested me for coronavirus and MRSA. The COVID test is horrible. They have to swab the back of your throat and they had to use a tongue depressor because I could not override the gagging reflex.

Some time that evening they moved me to the Trauma and Fracture Ward. There they put my leg in traction, which did help a bit with the pain because it lined the bones up. One of the nurses said, “I don’t want to gross you out, but you can actually see the bones moving.”

Well, I couldn’t, as I’m severely visually impaired even at the best of times, so I suppose that that was all right!

Anyway, that’s how my weekend in traction began. The hospital had just started to allow visitors back after lockdown, but only on a strictly controlled basis. Each patient was allowed one visitor for one hour per day. They had to book in advance and they had to wear a mask. Mary organised a rota, so I got to see someone every day, which was brilliant.

The nurses and healthcare assistants were amazing. They were very kind and looked after me extremely well, quickly adapting to my needs as  a visually-impaired person. They introduced themselves, told me what they were doing, and helped me with my food. For instance, I couldn’t manage soup in a bowl in my awkward position, so they put it in a cup. They offered to cut food up for me and told me where everything was on the tray.

The doctors also always introduced themselves and explained what was going to happen.

In many ways, this was one of my better hospital experiences for standards of care. I have, in fact, just become a hospital governor, so I felt a bit like the healthcare equivalent of a secret shopper.

When it came to the operation on Monday, I chose to have an epidural rather than a general anaesthetic as the last time I had had a general anaesthetic I was very sick… But let’s draw a veil over that!

I was told that the doctor who was going to administer the epidural was the best they had. She was a lively Italian lady who amused me by asking one of the doctors, “Who is that new doctor, you know the scruffy one?”

I’m sure there are no scruffy doctors in Italian hospitals!

They gave me a sedative before the operation so that may have shaped my experience of waking up more than any reality. Be that as it may, my impression when I awoke after surgery was that my head was wrapped in a blanket.

I felt like a hibernating hedgehog.

I surmised that it was to stop patients waking and seeing things which might upset them. For obvious practical reasons, that was never going to be a problem for me.

I was just glad to be awake and on the other side of the operation.

To be continued…

Taking a quick trip

I fell over a couple of Fridays ago.

“So what?” I hear you say.

Let me tell you. As they used to say on the BBC children’s radio programme Listen with Mother back in the 1960s, “Are you sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin.”


When I take in lodgers, I always tell them that I have two rules: they have to put things back where they belong, especially in the kitchen, and I ask them not to leave things on the floor where I might fall over them.

It’s a shame I don’t always follow my own rules.

Braille books and documents are sent through the post in large hard plastic boxes secured with webbing. When the postman delivers boxes of braille books for me to proofread, I often ask him to leave them in the hall so that I can put them away in the office later.

(I expect you can see where I’m going with this.)

My good friend and personal assistant Mary and I were washing up after lunch one Friday when the doorbell rang. I surmised that it was the grocery delivery from Tesco that I was expecting and started for the door. My knee had been painful for a while and I was walking especially slowly. There was no need for me to hurry as Tesco weren’t going anywhere else with my order but, nevertheless, I felt I should speed up. So I did.

Next thing I know I am hurtling over the boxes in the hall.

I landed wedged in behind the front door. The Tesco lady was very concerned. She called through the door that she could ring for an ambulance or carry me upstairs. Then she heard Mary’s voice and was concerned to know who was with me. Perhaps she thought I was being attacked.

I assured her that all was well and Mary took the Tesco bags in through a crack in the door. She couldn’t open it any wider because I was in the way.

I thought I had pulled a muscle and optimistically said that I would be all right in a little while. Mary put cushions under my head and laid a blanket over me and even got me some ice packs to slap on my leg. Remembering how much work there was to be done in the office, I suggested we made a start and lay on the floor calling out which files needed to be printed off and where to find them.

After a while I realized that I wasn’t getting noticeably better and wasn’t going to be able to stand up without help. I asked for the phone and dialled the emergency services on 999. I told them I didn’t need an ambulance, just a paramedic to get me on my feet and then I would be fine.

They sent an ambulance anyway and, you’ve guessed it, I still couldn’t get on my feet.

The paramedics whisked me off to our local hospital and I was duly X-rayed. This in itself was a challenge. I really couldn’t move my leg at all so the radiographer had to take what she called “an unorthodox approach” to get the picture she wanted.

Looking at the X-ray results, the doctor said I had well and truly fractured my femur (thigh bone). He was also concerned that I might have damaged my hip replacement and sent me back for another X-ray. I did remonstrate a little.

“I can’t have fractured it. That’s ridiculous. I only fell over a box!”

Sadly my denials didn’t alter the reality of the situation. I needed an operation and the doctor said they wouldn’t know for sure whether my hip was damaged until they had got me in surgery. I would need a specialist hip surgeon and so would have to wait until Monday before the operation could go ahead.

To be continued…